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Waccenture offers a small quiet sceptical voice in a noisy world of rampant consulting hegemony. Listening to consultants pontificate and self-promote you’d think they’d have all the answers, but they don’t. If that were so, then why is so much modern marketing crap?
At Waccenture, we look forward to the day when historians enter the long-abandoned reception areas of now-defunct consulting firms. And when they look about they will see the ‘vast and trunkless legs’ of senior management, once so proudly carved in marble but now strewn in pieces about the floor. And beside those legs they’ll find a dusty plaque bearing the legend ‘Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair’. And when that happens, those of us who survived the remorseless march of the consultants will smile a rueful smile.
In the meantime, let’s raise a glass to the little guy. To those who choose not to work for The Man. To those more interested in human values than profits, more committed to quality of life than world domination. Here’s to those who put more faith in human creativity, serendipity and a genuine sense of humour than cold, cruel algorithms.
And, while we’re at it, let’s also raise a glass to those few brave clients who know what we’re talking about.
We don't do design, however, if you'd like us to help you with your design needs drop us a line via the contact page
We don't do development, however, if you'd like us to help you with development (whatever that is) then drop us a line via the contact page
We don't do marketing, however, if you'd like us to help you with your marketing needs drop us a line via the contact page
We definitely don't do social media, which we think is total pants, however, if you'd like us to help with your social media drop us a line via the contact page
We don't do eCommerce, however, if you'd like us to help you with your eCommerce drop us a line via the contact page (but, be warned, we'll take a sizeable cut at source)
Help & Support
We don't do Help and Support. Honestly, if you need help and support, you've come to the wrong place
Who we've worked with
What clients say
(We've no idea what he was saying either)
Meet the team
JOANNE De Bromsgrove
Somewhat intimidating. No sense of humour.
Friendly, undermined by superior demeanour
Massive brain and great hair
Would you like to start a project with us?
Really? You've got to be kidding. We'll charge you an arm and a leg. You have been warned.